Monthly Archives: June 2007
Things Heard at (and before and after) a Preschool Graduation
My son, I’ll call him Surly, since that’s what he’s been the past week or so, graduated from preschool last night. Yes, that’s right. Preschool. Graduation. Replete with a ceremony, caps, and gowns. And tassels. Let’s not forget the tassels, … Continue reading
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Rocks and Cheese
I got a new computer at work. It’s a laptop. Which is very convenient because a) I needed a new computer, and b) I can take it with me when I go places. Apparently that’s not true of laptops, at … Continue reading
Blinded by the Light
So here’s a tip… If you wear daily disposable contact lenses (the kind you wear only once, then throw away), and are close to running out of them, ORDER MORE NOW!!! Don’t wait, like I did, until you have only … Continue reading
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Staying alive!
In case anybody’s been wondering… I’m still here. I’m alive! My running partner FAILED on her mission to kill me. That’s right. We ran this morning and all the while I had that Kate Bush song going through my head… … Continue reading
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My Running Partner is Trying to Kill Me
I tell you, my running partner is trying to kill me. I don’t know why. She’s not a beneficiary on my life insurance or anything. Maybe she just doesn’t like me. But if that was the case, then why would she … Continue reading
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Highway Signs
Not too far away from where I live there's a highway sign that says something like “Stay Alert, Watch for D.U.I. Drivers”. And then, another mile or two down the road, is another, that says “D.U.I. Enforcement Area” And every … Continue reading
