Monthly Archives: May 2008
Field Day
Field Day. Did you have this when you were in school? A day, or maybe only half of a day, dedicated to being outside, on the playing fields around the school, participating in track and field events? God, how I … Continue reading
3 A.M. I Hate You
Why is it that kids always get sick in the middle of the night? What is it about 3 a.m., anyway? 3 a.m. is the time of night morning I tend to wake up for no discernable reason at all, and … Continue reading
Defective Parts
To Whom It May Concern: I am writing to request an exchange on my son’s olfactory parts. It seems that when you supplied all the parts for this child of mine, you accidentally inserted a vulture’s sense of smell into … Continue reading
Pants Recommended
Call me lazy, but I am sick and tired of having to make decisions. Things that used to be simple have gotten crazily complicated. And I don’t like it. Take… school picture day, for example. When I was a kid, … Continue reading
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