Monthly Archives: July 2008
As If The First Time Wasn’t Fun Enough…
I guess there are worse things, but I’m going to complain anyway. Just.Because.I.Can. I had my annual woman checkup last month you see. And the gynecologist, she said, “We mail out letters now with the results of your pap smear. … Continue reading
Top Ten Reasons I Failed to Feed the Parking Meter
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Okay, fine. I don’t have ten reasons. And, it appears, I don’t have ANY reasons at all for failing to pay the parking meter. The truth is, I plain forgot. I … Continue reading
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The Heart Attack That Wasn’t
Listen up because I’m only going to tell this story once. Miss something, and you’re on your own for finding out the details. My son woke me up at 4:30 in the morning last Saturday because he needed a Kleenex. … Continue reading
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Stuck in a Pile of Baby Parts
I don’t know how it happens that I am always the one that gets caught, like a deer in the headlights, with the hard questions. With questions like, “Mom, tell me everything you know about babies!” My first thought, when … Continue reading
Pandas Have Fingers
My six-year old son, Snags, wants to take Karate. He was interested in doing so even before the movie Kung Fu Panda came out, but now that he’s seen the movie twice (once at IMAX!) he’s even more excited about … Continue reading
