I guess there are worse things, but I’m going to complain anyway. Just.Because.I.Can.
I had my annual woman checkup last month you see. And the gynecologist, she said, “We mail out letters now with the results of your pap smear. If you haven’t received a letter from us in three weeks time, then give us a [...]
Entries from July 2008
July 24, 2008
As If The First Time Wasn’t Fun Enough…
July 19, 2008
Top Ten Reasons I Failed to Feed the Parking Meter
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Okay, fine. I don’t have ten reasons.
And, it appears, I don’t have ANY reasons at all for failing to pay the parking meter.
The truth is, I plain forgot. I was going to get my hair cut. I parked my car. I got out of my car, and walked away. No, I don’t know what I was [...]
July 16, 2008
The Heart Attack That Wasn’t
Listen up because I’m only going to tell this story once. Miss something, and you’re on your own for finding out the details.
My son woke me up at 4:30 in the morning last Saturday because he needed a Kleenex. He said he had a runny nose. Or maybe he said he had a bloody nose. [...]
July 7, 2008
Stuck in a Pile of Baby Parts
I don’t know how it happens that I am always the one that gets caught, like a deer in the headlights, with the hard questions. With questions like, “Mom, tell me everything you know about babies!”
My first thought, when Snags asked me this two nights ago was, as always: “Where the hell is your father [...]
July 3, 2008
Pandas Have Fingers
My six-year old son, Snags, wants to take Karate. He was interested in doing so even before the movie Kung Fu Panda came out, but now that he’s seen the movie twice (once at IMAX!) he’s even more excited about the possibility. I think he will be disappointed when his first lesson doesn’t turn out [...]
